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To the editor: Re: "Foreskin activist cut loose from Pride," July 19.

To the editor: Re: "Foreskin activist cut loose from Pride," July 19.

Once again I am dogged by the anonymous, foreskin-bereft wags of Kudos and Kvetches! Alas, in their gleeful rush to whip out that Shar-Pei photo yet again (for the record, my intact penis uncaninely resembles a pedigree English Pointer), they cocked up when they described me as a "confirmed bachelor."

As my foreskin's Twitter profile attests, it is my foreskin that is the confirmed bachelor - my own bachelorhood remains unconfirmed.

But let me assure your tightly cut staff that bachelorhood is much more enjoyable when one still has his bachelor hood.

Glen Callendar,

Founder,

Canadian Foreskin Awareness Project