After a two-year absence thanks to the Canucks’ early golf season in 2014, K&K is happy to announce the revival of our annual Haiku Night in Canada: Canucks playoff poetry series.
Hopefully we’ll be able to bless readers with our athletic and erotic Basho-inspired haikus for many weeks to come as the Canucks take on the lowly Calgary Flames in the opening round of the playoffs. And feel free to send your own Canucks haikus to [email protected]. We’ll reprint as many as we can. Here’s this year’s first batch of playoff verse to whet your literary appetite.
Go Canucks!
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Higgins’ musky slats
Gallop bareback across ice
Locker room stud horse.
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Desjardins’ moustache
Frames his tense prickly kisser
Ride the white woodchuck.
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Partied with Edler
Playing Settlers of Catan
Dude stole all my wool.
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Moose knuckle denim
Kassian’s at the Roxy
Grinding to the beat.
