In honour of the arrival of spring, cherry blossoms and the Canucks post-season, K&K continues its series of Basho-inspired playoff haikus. You’re welcome.
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Losses are common —
Virginity, self-respect
Keys, pants — no big deal.
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Lack’s puppet face smile,
Man-child in the wilderness
Bring on the stork dance.
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Ginger lichen clogs
Hank’s locker room shower drain
A bouquet of pubes.
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Nine dollar Molsons
Stinky arena nachos
Stain my jogging pants.
