Shauna Sylvester's goons will mess you up and aren’t afraid to stand in the street

Kudos and Kvetches

K&K continues its hard hitting series examining the endless tedium of Vancouver mayoral candidate campaign videos so you don’t have to. 

Next up to bat: Shauna Sylvester. The independent candidate and possible Kennedy Stewart party spoiler has got good video game as evidenced by her Facebook feed.

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But the one that really caught our dwindling attention was titled “Here’s why Vancouverites are voting for Shauna Sylvester.”

It starts off with a bald, goateed fella confronting us (the viewer) in a back alley, reminding voters that it’s time to choose their next mayor. Or else they might get cut. (We might have made that last part up.)

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The whole scene might have felt vaguely threatening if the alley dude hadn’t been wearing such fetching casual attire.

Then the video proceeds with a series of testimonials from a range of Vancouverites including former NPA mayoral candidate Peter Ladner, filmed outdoors, on leafy sidewalks and often in the middle of the street.

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Why the middle of the street?

Cuz Sylvester and her posse are badass mofos.

Traffic can kiss their MEC-clad asses.

The road ain’t nothing but a cement doormat to wipe their shit-kickers on.

Inside is oppressive. Just like the Man.

Sweaters are their armour, and it’s autumn, bitches.

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So let’s vote the crap out this effin’ democracy dojo.

(We may be paraphrasing a bit.)

 @KudosKvetches

  

 

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