Shocking news from the entertainment/scientific community. According to a totally necessary article in the Vancouver Sun, a panel of “medical professionals” have put their years of training and expertise to good use and determined that the character of James Bond, played by actor Daniel Craig, would have died within the first seven minutes of the 2012 movie Skyfall.
What happens in the first seven minutes of Skyfall? We have no idea. Partly because we haven’t seen it, but mainly because… it’s a fictional film. No word yet, if the same team of medical professionals will carefully examine Toy Story 3 to finally determine once and for all if toys can or cannot in fact talk and take part in exciting, comedic adventures without the manipulation of their child owners.
All of which raises several equally important questions. Why is a three-year-old James Bond movie suddenly under the microscope? Why is the Vancouver Sun posting these kinds of stories? And aren’t there more pressing issues that medical professionals should be studying… like cancer or something? Daniel Craig is pretty hot, though.
